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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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  1. 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  2. me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

  1. Status: Rain! :)
  2. Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

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HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

daneclehaans:

            "The other ships will still be looking to us, to the 
              Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see?
               Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship?
             No, no they will see free men and freedom! And
           what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of
            our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our
            swords, and they will know what we can do! By the
            sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs
                and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen,
                                 hoist the colors!"